“My Bank Manager Uses My Orchid Collection As Collateral For My Mortgage” is a quirky, thought-provoking blend of financial absurdity and botanical obsession. Whether it’s a zine, a song, or a surreal home decor item, this product playfully explores the delicate intersection of passion and practicality. With equal parts humor and commentary on modern value systems, it’s perfect for collectors, dreamers, and anyone whose assets are more aesthetic than liquid. A must-have for the financially floral-minded.
Size:
Length: 42cm 16.5”
Width: 38cm 26.4”
Handle: 67cm 15”
Reinforced stitching on handles
Large printable area for front & back
Capacity 10 litres
100% cotton
3 - 5 oz/yard², 100 - 170 g/m²
Eco friendly
Care Instructions:
Wash: Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colours
